I find the whole Tom Cruise marriage thing extremely funny, and a little creepy. But let's focus on the funny!

It's funny to me that he's completely lost his mind, on a very public scale. It's totally funny that he picked Joey to be his zombie bride. Joey from the 'Creek! But the most amusing thing to come of his little sham show is the public mockery. Entire websites are being created for the sole purpose of making fun of this union. Esteemed magazines and TV shows are stooping to make winky digs of the "TomKat" marriage. (Note: that was the first and the last time I will ever use the term TomKat.)

This whole new Industry of Mock has even spawned an online registry. Faux, I'm sure, but still funny that someone would take the time to register on their behalf. I mean - I found creating my OWN registry a little tedious. And I was getting the free stuff. One of the reasons I know this registry is not for real is because a wine bottle display thingy was listed and we all know that TC doesn't drink. L.Ron told him not to trust grapes or something.

But the main reason I think its fake is because if you're Tom freaking Cruise, are you really going to register for glasses that cost $8.50 each? Is Oprah really going to buy you two of those? Will Spielberg arriveto the wedding with an $11.00 butter dish? I'm thinking no.

So here's my question. If you were banked like Tom, and hung with Oprah types, what would you register for?

Can you even imagine how fun creating a registry like that would be? Me, I'd skip the whole department store route altogether and register at like, say, Audi.com. Or maybe Expedia.

Skip the toaster, buddy. Send my butt to Paris!