I'll get back to the relationship stuff in my next post. Boys come second. Shoes come first!

At the risk of sounding like an episode of Married with Children, shoes do seem to weaken a girl. I've heard more women refer to themselves a "shoe whore" than any other kind of addict. I haven't met many "chocolate hags", "turkey tarts" or "Cardigan-aholics!"

I'm not even going to try to figure it out.

We ladeez love the shoes and that's that. Pumps, slingbacks, heels, flats, boots, stilettos, loafers, platforms, sequins, leather, canvas, casual, trashy, trendy and above all- so friggin cute.

Shoes for your wedding are the ultimate excuse to get the world's hottest shoes. Who gives a damn if they're comfortable or if they cost three times what you'd normally pay for an average pair of shoes. Sing it with me, sisters, it's your WEdDINg dAY!

Burn down that wallet.

If you have $500 to throw away on your wedding shoes, these are cute. (Okay, 'cute' may not apply when your shoes are about to cost you your rent.)

Or if you want to barely crack a ten, buy these.

Personally, I think the sweet spot of perfectly priced, perfectly gorgeous bridal shoes is here.