It's official. Pam has married again. No doubt the "How Long Will Pamela Anderson's Marriage Last?" office pools are in full swing--with some betting on days and months and others putting their money on hours and minutes. Supposedly, Pamela and Rick Salomon have known each other for 15 years and are "head over heels in love." I imagine that's only one of a number of positions already in their repertoire... Pamela Anderson should already be a familiar face (though her face isn't the part of her body she's known for.) She's been married to rocker Tommy Lee and rapper Kid Rock. I think her marriage to the Kid lasted less than six months. The latest notch on her bedpost is best known for his starring role with Paris Hilton in her notorious sex tape. Yes, Rick Salomon was a virtual unknown until he hooked up with the world's most famous "celebutante." So it took Pam and Paris' ex 15 years to figure out they were meant for each other, and they married in Las Vegas. (I think I'll opt for minutes and hours in our office pool.) Want to know what Paris Hilton gave them for a wedding present? A video camera. Want to know what she said in the card? She wrote, "Congrats, Mrs. Salomon, but beware. Love, Paris" So what does this mean? Is her new hubby going to tape their sexcapades, which will eventually wind up on the Internet? Big deal. Pam has been there, done that with husband #1, Tommy Lee. I guess no one gave her and Kid Rock a video camera when they got married. Too bad. But now, with Paris' thoughtful gift, we can look forward to a sequel to the Tommy Lee tape. I'll get the popcorn. You pull up YouTube...