We've got some monster weddings coming up, with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topping the A-List of pending celebrity nuptials. Then there's Ashlee (Saturday Night Lie) Simpson and Peter Wentz, the bassist and lyricist for Fall Out Boy, and who could forget Jamie Lynn (Role Model Reject) Spears and Casey Aldridge, who...well, I haven't been able to find out what the brainless stud does, other than impregnate stupid 16-year-olds. But what's done is done, so let's have some fun and match their wedding favors to the public perception of these headline hounds!

Brad (Jennifer who?) Pitt and Angelina (Earth Mother--literally) Jolie are almost as famous for their activism around the world as they are for their movies--and maybe more, considering their last few releases. Anyway, I've chosen the "On Top of the World" Frosted-Glass Photo/Place Card Holders for this globe-trotting couple. They can buy a few hundred and fill the photo space with photos of all their kids.

I'm sure Peter and Ashlee will be very happy together, as they both go to the same hair salon--Cousin Itt's Cuts (yes, that's how you spell "Itt!") Since this is a musical couple, I found these adorable music stand place card holders. When the party's over, they can put photos of Ashlee's old nose in them.

It was tough picking out the logical wedding favors for Jamie Lynn and Casey, because baby shower favors would be more appropriate. But I decided on the "Head Over Heels" Wine Bottle Stoppers. Why? Because these favors perfectly depict where their heads have been for the last year and a half.

I give that last marriage the time it takes to change a baby's poopy diaper...